The Chase

I was running down the basement stairs, out of breath, trying to get away from whatever was behind me, chasing me. I slammed the door shut and locked it. I knew we had an emergency weapon down in the dark, scary underground room where I was standing alone, cold, waiting for my enemy to approach. I realised I had to get out the dangerous dark grey revolver to defend myself when whoever was chasing me came nearer to me. I sat and untangled the piece of string around the end of the gun and stood in a ready position. Me and the weapon waited for ages and ages until I heard three knocks on the basement door…

The Tree Stampead

It all started on one bright sunny day when I woke up And walked to the park. I met my friend Bill there too. Bill, a very daring character, insisted on us going into the woods. We stepped in and could we could hear strange noises like giant footsteps so Bill went in further while I stayed back. I waited for about 20-30 minutes and there was still no return from Bill. I could not bare it any longer so I went in to find him and all of a sudden standing in front of me was a giant tree with legs and Bill right next to it I grabbed him by the hand and the tree began to follow us. I ran home with Bill and locked the door behind us.

         6 YEARS LATER

There is a mysterious tree with legs in my garden!

The Midnight Gang

One dark stormy night, a mysterious  awoke when it struck twelve O’Clock midnight. The Midnight Gang: Tom-A brave Boy, Jess-A fearless warrior, Buster-An ummm errrr, a nothing to special about him boy , James-A strong participator and Truffle-A rather chubby lad. They rose from their beds and Tippy-Toed out of their houses (Of course Truffle grabbing some chocolate cake on the way) the gang then met at their  meeting point, THE WOODS! Nobody ever steps a foot into the woods! They finally stepped in to the gloomy target and could hear screaming, they all got scared, even Jess and Tom. There was something behind them! Although they ran quickly, they were not making enough progress and…….

Tale of two partners

One fine morning, I rose from my bed  and grabbed my cool-looking silver computer and and started playing a really hard coding game, hard but fun. Then I slammed the lid down when I had enough. I carried my computer down to the dining room, ready to have my breakfast. I dropped my computer on the table and accidentally spilled a bit of oranges juice on the screen. “BEEP!”went the computer. “Oops,” I mumbled, and wiped the splodge of juice of the bright shiny screen.

From the computers perspective………

One tiering dull morning, my head got lifted from my neck. I wished I could change my awful clothes. My owner, Millee, started playing with myworst enemy Co-operative Coders. Grrrrr that game really makes my brain itch! Then, she decided that it was OK to just slam my head down onto my neck. Next she carried my down the stairs and finally sat down. She then spilt some icky sticky orange juice on me! I always dreamed of having a bath, but not one like this!

Moan, Moan, Moan

If I chased the dog around in the fog………. Moan, Moan, Moan. “Don’t chase the poor thing Millie!” Mum will say.

If I look at a star through one big jar……….. Moan, Moan, Moan “Put that down it could smash!” Mum will shout.

If I slurp and burp at dinner time………… Moan, Moan, Moan. “MILLIEEE!” mum will mime.

But  If I was in charge…………..

I would chase the dog around in the fog,

I would look at a star through one big jar

And I would slurp and burp at dinner time.

My Mum would groan but she wouldn’t moan.

It would be so much better if it was like that,

I don’t know what my Mum is playing at,

But what I do know is that she is doing it for me and my own good!

I AM A BOOK BEING

Dear Diary,

In a big black box, yesterday, I moved into a brand new wooden white home. I wasn’t the only book moving in, there was lots of other me too!

Earlier this morning,  it was my turn to be read. I stepped up on to the bed, exited. About five minutes later, Ben, my user  walked in. Nervous, I waited for my words to come out of his mouth.

Luckily, I got the better of my nerves and soon enjoyed being read. I Loved all the big grins and smiles on Ben’s face.

When I had finished, I jumped down off the big blue bed. “OWWWWW” I squealed. Page number 13 of me had been ripped!

“Whats the matter?” Ben said to me in a low-tone gentle voice. I turned myself to the ripped page and said nothing. Ben then said “No problem,” and taped me up as good as new.

Stickman, Oh Stickman

One fine day, Billy was taking his little sister Lila out to the park. In the morning, they got dressed excitedly and hurridly wanting to get to the park early. So when they had finished getting themselves ready upstairs, they shot straight down the stairs. They then opened the door and when they got out they slammed the door behind them. They ran into the car and waited. When they finally got there, Billy took Lila to the pond to feed the ducks. They had too walk through the woods to get there. So when they got to the woods they tip-toed in. Right in front of them they saw they saw things dancing and those things were………….

Elvis Presley and my Man City

One morning, I got out of bed and looked around my room. Things looked different, very different in fact: my posters of footballers had been swapped for posters of Elvis Presley and my Man City bedspread had bean swapped for a Man United one. So I went downstairs to see if everything was the same and “YUCK!” There was green goo EVERYWHERE! So I got dressed and cycled  to the mall to get some stain remover and there was just a massive hand on the roof. So to make a long story short, I  decided to turn back. I was getting really creeped out by now. I got into the house and before I did anything I went to check the kitchen and “AIYEE!’ there were snakes all over and the clock was broken. I looked around and……

The Curse

One morning, I got out of bed and looked around my room. Things looked different, very different in fact: my posters of footballers had been swapped for posters of Elvis Presley and my Man City bedspread had bean swapped for a Man United one. So I went downstairs to see if everything was the same and “YUCK!” There was green goo EVERYWHERE! So I got dressed and went to the mall to get

Take it to the top

One morning, boy called Jack woke up in  and said to himself “I want to play football,” So he got out of his bed and dashed into his older brother’s room. He told his brother that he wanted to play football but he just laughed. Jacks older brother had a big, strong, muscular body whereas he had boney, weak and skinny legs. So Jack sadly strolled back into his room and went back to sleep. He then dreamed about playing for Man City and he scored the winning goal in the champions league final. Then he woke up and went outside in the garden and did 100 keepie uppies. That dream had given him a confidence boost, surely. Later on in his life he was playing for Man City FC whereas in the beginning he was just an ordinary boy.

 

Monkey Madman

One bright sunny day, there were children playing and laughing outside in the beautiful weather, while Professor Madman was inside working on his new invention called ‘The Force’. Nobody knew what ‘The Force’ was meant to do, as Professor Madman did not like to socialise. But what some people did know was that the invention was dangerous and that Professor Madman was planning on taking over the world, and replacing it with bananas! One child who knew about this, was one of the children playing outside of Madman’s office and because he knew Madmman’s plans he decided too throw an EGG at his office window. The proffesser jumped out of his skin and his computer slid off the table and onto the floor with a ‘BANG’ and luckily the computer broke and all the plan data was wiped. “MY PLANS, MY GLORIOUS PLANS!” cried Proffessor Madman falling to the floor, and that was the end of that.

 

 

The catastrophic cage

One fine day, Ross and Finn, who were two adventurous twins got up to an early start. An early start because they were going to the zoo. It wasn’t any old zoo though, it was the brand new zoo in Royston.  They got ready, shot out out of the door and went straight into the car. The two boys were very over exited for their day out at the zoo. Their mum soon came in after them. After around three hours, they got to  the zoo. Ross and Finn looked around the boring dull carpark, they could see mysterious things around them. But when they looked to the left they just ran and screamed ” THE TIGER IS BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE!” They ran for their life. And don’t get me started on what happened to the car.

Trouble

One day, me and my friend vs his brother   were having a massive fight. It took  his dad to break us up. So when the fight finished me and my friend were still thinking of a revenge, he said his brother has a trophy that he brings everywhere with him so i said ‘lets take it’. We made a plan and got ready to go into his room.We waited until his bro wasn’t in there and went in and got the trophy ‘but where would we hide it?’ said my friend but it only took two minutes before his brother caught us and…

The Unknown Woods

One dark gloomy night me and my friends were out at the park playing football, until my friend, Harry, had a  shot and ‘BOOM’ the ball went into a bush. But when we went to find it, it was almost as if the bush pulled us in. Suddenly, we landed in this woods it was quite creepy at first. Until we heard a weird voice saying a riddle ‘take two steps left then  10  steps forward, out into the night’. So we solved the riddle and found ourselves standing in front of a creature standing in a black cloak and hoodie he said ‘you have solved the riddle my freinds’ we took a few steps closer and…

Two Trouble someTwins

One bright sunny day  two tired troublesome twins, Ross and Finn, woke up to an early start. An early start because they were going to watch their favourite football team,rovers, play a cup game against their rivals, rangers.  Although they were twins, they looked very different: Ross had red fiery hair whilst Finn’s hair was as white as snow. Suddenly , they heard a childish knock on the door, Ross rushed down the stairs to answer it, but that was when Finn remembered. Finn remembered that he and Ross had a swimming race to compete in and it was probably their best friend Frankie waiting at the door for them. Then Finn shot down the stairs to answer the door, but he was astonished to see Garry liniker and The whole of rangers F.C standing in the distance of his door step. Garry said that the big match was postponed due to injured players on the opposing team and that they heard about Ross and Finn being massive fans and  they would like to go swimming at Ross and Finn’s swimming club. That wasn’t the best thing about it though, the best thing about it was that they got to get a ride on The team bus to the swimming pool  to celebrate this event they  the small family had big fireworks when the team had gone they also had flame throwers and it was the best night ever!!!

 

Title

It was the first day of the summer and I was chilling out in my pyjamas  playing this brand new video game called Twisted Wizards.I was having so much fun.I was in the middle of completing the best part of the whole game.But believe it or not,dad walked into my room holding two fishing rods and SWITCHED MY COMPUTER OFF.He gave me a sour smile and said ‘Get up, get ready and we are going fishing,’. He gave me a nudge and I practically dragged my self across the room to my wardrobe and got ready.I knew that if I didn’t go down stairs this minute dad would ban me from my game full stop.So I clumped down the stairs and got my fishing rod. We had to walk because mum had  stupidly drove the car into a lamppost. So when we finally got to the pond we sat down and lowered our fishing rods into the pond and waited and waited and waited.Suddenly, I felt something pulling at me.It pulled so hard I fell head first straight into the pond!I didn’t want to waste any time so I thought ‘while I am down here I might aswell get whatever was on the other end of my rod because dad will be so happy and I took it out of the water to show dad I looked at it and it ended out that it was a SHOE.SERIOUSLY,  I am never going fishing again even if I have to sacrafice my game to not go. NEVER EVER AGAIN.

The Cake Catastrophe

After a boring day at school,Zoe got home and moped around her  scruffy, grim house.She threw herself onto the sofa and glared miserably at the boring TV that you could only watch the same baking with bob show over and over again.But this time,she was so bored that she actually got exited about watching it.But for the first time ever , it made her want to bake.So she went into the kitchen and said to her self “hmm what will I need?”and replied back to herself “well it cant be that hard you will just need a bit fish, a bit of milk some cheese and stir it up and there, just ‘bung’it in the oven and turn it right up to 200°c!”After about 15 minutes of waiting “BEEP BEEP BEEP!”The fire alarm went off and her mum came rushing down the stairs and shouted “ZOE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!”Zoe just said “I made a cake mum,”.Her mum said “that is not how you make a cake would you like to make one with me?” And they made one together and it was the yummiest most scrummiest cake ever.

      The moral is ‘ask first and                  work together’.

THE END

 

the CLEVER boy

On an ordinary street, in an ordinary house, lived a a boy.No, this boy was not an ordinary boy.This boy was clever. This boy was not like full marks clever,  he was clever as in clever clever. Smarter than the smartest scientist on earth. But, the thing is he didn’t want to be clever, in the matter of fact he hated it.So one day he turned up to school in his pyjamas not by accident, on purpose and went to bed in his school clothes. The next day he had 4 tests and on those 4 tests he purposely got all the questions wrong. He got so use to being dumb,  the next day he had a test he tried his best because he hated being dumb more than he hated being clever but however hard he tried he couldn’t do the sum.He got bullied for being the dumbest boy on earth.He was so dumb he put glasses on the dog and his brother said why was the dog wearing glasses but the boy got so, so dumb he could not speak any more.

 

The Moral of this story is ‘always try your best’

Professor madman

One ordinary,boring day Professor madman was working on his latest invention.Madman was small man with anenormous head and a knobbly twisted nose,he had a warty thick neck with gynormous freckles.So anyway,he was working on this invention called’the growth gun’.So basically what the ‘growth gun’does is makes things grow and he is going to be trying it out on a crocodile.He got his gun at the ready,took a step back and “BOOM!”he blasted his gun at the crocodile and instead of growing it turned purple.Although how difficult the recipie was he still gave it another go but this time he added a special ingredient.So come closer and make sure nobody is watching so I can tell you that the secret special ingredient,the ingredient is hair,Professor madmans hair.The reason for this is that his hair had always been like a battery ,nobody knows why it had been in this condition,but he could always charge things with his hair.So he added some of it and gave it another blast and “BOOM!”It worked!The crocodile suddenly started growing and growing and started breaking through the wall!The crocodile got a glimpse of Professor madman and “CHOMP!”The greedy croc had eaten the Professor. “BURP!”The crocododile burped as if to say “That was delicious,”.And that was the the End of Professor madman.

 

 

 

 

The Magic Lightbulb

One day I was strolling along the pavement when i saw a tiny lightbulb I went over to it and It had something in it,something red.I moved closer but not to close!Something was moving in inside of it. I took the last step closer  I would take and all of a sudden I was shrinking after a while I still carried on shrinking and finally reached the size of the lightbulb and then loads of little multicoloured peices started bulging out of it  I climbed into the smashed glass lightbulb and surprisingly started zooming through the sky.I found myself on a convayer belt in a lightbulb factory.I finally found my way home.I took my lightbulbs down and used candles instead.’Boy,im never going near a light bulb again!’