The journey

One day a lady was flying in her hot air balloon and then her parrot landed on her index finger. The bird talked and talked, mostly about crackers, but she didn’t mind. They were flying though the air watching the beautiful sunset and feeding her parrot at the same time. But suddenly she fell asleep and then her parrot squaked really loudly, the lady woke up and then she saw that they were going to crash into a tall cliff so she turned the fire hotter and the balloon when up into the and passing the cliff and she thanked her parrot so much the parrot started reapiting it.

The journey

The scaly truffle

It was a nice day in the world of terraria for fishing, in the begging of terraria fishing was really popular getting amazing items and other rare things! Once I was fishing in the hallow and snow biome with a golden rod and some master bait and with a crate potion effect, I collected a few hallow crates and golden crates. Still fishing and then a scaly mushroom flew out of the water on my golden rod! It was purple underneath and bright blue scales on the top. I think didn’t give any information about it so I kept on waving it around and then a red pig with wings appeared under my legs, it was a pigron mount! And It can fly! After that I went to the ocean and fished with a truffle worm and I summoned duke fishtron  but I died straight away! Dangit!

 

 

this is for terraria…

I AM MAD!!!!!!!!

Sir monkey is having a hard day because he didn’t have his coffee and traffic was every where but he got to work on time and sat at his desk and started working. Sir monkey went on amazon and found 100000 bananas for free so he brought it and looked at his bank account because he wants the ibanana 2000. When he looked. He had £0. THE MONKEY WAS MAD AND PUSHED HIS LAPTOP OF HIS DESK. But he got fired. Sir monkey lived in the jungle and was happy with all the other monkeys and never got his 100000 bananas

The time we almost die… PART 1 “TIGER TROUBLE”

It was a wonderful day in africa when we where having a great tour.

“And here is a tiger, a ferice canivour” said the tour guide. We got back to the park and we went to go see the tigers in a pen. We stood on the wooden spectatior bridge and admired the majestic tigers, but then one of the tigers started to climb up the wooden bars holding the bridge. Every body started running and screaming once the tiger climbed up on the bridge and started running for its running prays. Every family ran though the metal gates and got in their cars and drove of as fast as they can. TO BE CONTINUED…

The time we almost die… PART 2 “MAKE THE GREAT ESCAPE!”

Sadly zookeepers dying one after one… Getting eaten… Blood spilling… Corpse exploding… The great escape continues… “QUICK WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE” We started running but we hit the back of the zoo so we started running the other way but the tiger was blocking our escape. We cant get out. the tiger started sprinting for us. “HES COMING,RUN!!!!!!” We hid in the toilets. The tiger got confused so he started bulging for a random one with none of us in it. “Can i get some privicy… OH MY GOSH AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!”

I herd blood spilling and much more horrible things so i didnt bother looking. i ran out and the tiger was sitting in the cubicle and made it home safe and sound and that was my great escape…

SYMBOLS… [email protected]£$%^&*()_+-=±§,.?/

Screeeech. Screeeeeeeech. Scccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeh…

Welp Im living in a sad live in my dark house with nobody to give me company, only these stupid symbols with no meaning. These are the symbols: !!!!&%££@*_)&*$£%$><>)(*&^%£+_±±±§§§, i bet they have no meaning to nothing in this poor world. I some time hear dark noises in the house and i dont wanna know what they are…  Every battery i buy runs out in one minute, every sandwich i make goes rotty in 30 seconds. I some times see figures, some white, some dark. It must be that stupid brick with the symbols, how did i find it? No idea, it showed up in the escsact same spot it is now. I some times eneryetic when i go near it. Some thing weird was going on so i hurried to the brick and it was not doing anything, but i a little flash, it looks like a flash of power going on inside. Then the symbols started flash every 0.06 seconds and it keeps on going and theres and earthquake an a………

Screeeech Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech……….

symbols came out of nowhere; ±§)*(%%%%%!£@_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+= ^^^^^^^^^^^*&&&&&&&&&^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I think i get what their saying!: two men will rise an spirit and they will multyplye and keep on adding on and there army will rise and rise. It sounds weird but intresting at the same time so i kept on transilating their symbols and getting them correct and i got back home and it was better know, i check the brick and it was a normal brick now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTE: THE MYSTERYOUIS LIGHT BULB IS NOT COMING OUT ANYMORE, IF YOU WANT IT TO COME OUT TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS.

The figure…

One day i was walking down in a wood and i saw this weird looking mage statue, it looked weird so i ignored it and kept on walking and the wood got darker and darker still and i did not know which way i came from, I wasn’t scared because i like woods and i love the nature. But i saw something. Something moving behind me and i saw the mage statue again so i kicked it and ran off. Now i can barely see nothing now because i’ve gone so deep into the woods. I looked back and the mage wasn’t there so I turned back and the mage appeared in front of me so i i jumped on it and it stood there like a statue so i looked in side its cloak, nothing. Then i pushed it over and keep on stepping on it and then i found a shovel and keep on hitting it with the shovel, nothing. I had an idea. I started to dig and i threw the mage into the ground and buried it and tried to make my way out the forest and made it. The next day I came back and looked at the spot where i found the mage… it was back in its correct position in the way it was looking so i took it and threw it in the dump and finally it wasn’t there ever again. But something weird happened. I saw a weird shaped person in my TV and it looked like the mage…..thats because it is the mage…..

 

It will just take 10 seconds

Some people just want things to be a short amount of time,but usually time is fast and some times slow. Some boy wants people to be faster at things but nobody could be faster as he could imagined. So he did something bad… he’d push people as fast as he could and would not stop when they’re done doing there thing. Children herd he had been doing it so bullies push him around into lockers and stairs. “But where would we hide them?” Said a bully.

”I know!” Said another.

”In the lockers!” And then he got a hole bunch of little children out of nowhere… I felt scared. And then he threw us into the lockers and locked them in. I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry he thought and begged. 10 seconds later he suddenly fell asleep and woke up in he’s desk but he thought he’s still dreaming if he was because every thing is purple with bullies flying around in the air twirling and my teacher non-stop saying “it’s all a dreammmmmmm……..” And suddenly he really woke up in he’s bed and his mum was shouting at me and screaming at me. I didn’t do anything, was it me?, did I do it?, was I the true bully?, is there a part 2?

 

 

The unknown ghosts

Tonight i was out with the woman of my dreams. We had fun together, we played pool, chess, arcade games and more. Someone almost stole her purse so i beated him up, he must be drunk. But i saw some one with a computer and he was playing around with commands. I wonder what hes typing… But then i saw him type, c:\summon coded_ghosts             He entered the command, Are you sure? Y\N            He went for yes and random ghosts summoned “EEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!” she screamed. But there were harmless but he typed, c:\make the coded_ghosts attack          an entered the command. Then the ghosts started attacking us, everyone screamed and then he typed, c:\make coded_ghosts dissapear         Then it sayed       not a valid code So then they started to get faster. “YOU IDIOT TURN THE CONNETION OFF”  Then he did and the ghosts slowed down. I snatched the computer off him and typed   c:\delete system_32 and clicked yes………….. The computer turned off but the world turned off……..

 

The Wonderful Bonfire Night Of Halloween!

One night we got some rockets and fireworks for bonfire night and I was really exited! All the explosions and flames every were so when I got back home I took a rest… When I got out of bed I didn’t realise that my calendar changed to October! So I kept on going and when outside and met my brother who’s gonna light up the fireworks. When he lit one up the flame turned white!!! And suddenly my brother started laughing and his skin fell of! And the firework explosion made it rain blood!!! Then my dead brother jumped into the swimming pool and disappeared. Suddenly I woke up and it was a dream! The fireworks was happening tomorrow! A skeleton appeared saying WAS IT A DREAM OR NOT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA NOW LETS CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN IN THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!! So we celebrated Halloween in the underworld……………

 

The not so lovely pond to go fishing…

(A quick note: the mysterious light bulb 2 is still being developed so i will be finshing it soon enough.)

One day a fisher man when to go fishing in a new pond one day. The pond was already mossy because it opened a week ago and lots of animals have already been it. So the fisher man decided to go and fish there. Once he got there he got his boat ready and pushed it a little on to the gental……not so gental water? and climed on to go fishing and also has boots on. 5 minutes later he got 12 fish in his bucket full of water. Suddenly, a little wave came flowing over, then bigger, then bigger,then bigger… The fisher man frew his rod and caught a massive fish! But then it dissapered… And then… HIS BOAT SNAPPED but the ground underneath the water was close to surfes UNTIL HE GOT SUCKED IN FROM NOTHING AND DISSAPERED FOREVER!!!!! No one has seen the fisher man until this very day…

Week 6 (no title)

This is my precious thing I have been keeping it in my special box for years. It was given by my parents when I was young and I’ve showed it in my old class for show and tell and people think it’s really cool and I’ll keep my special treasure in my special box for years and years and years and years and years until I’m about 41.And for the last thing is that I thank my parents for this special present, why am I saying special?, because my parents think I’m special, because special people go to crosshall, the best school in the one and only UK. Thank you for listening and have a great day!

Buried alive (A Pokèmon creepypasty)

A long time ago a pokèmon trainer called red was first choosing his starter pokèmon, a charmander, a pikachu and a squitle.Red chose pikachu. He heads of to laventer town, home of the ghosts and the pokèmon tower. He heads for the pokèmon tower. But inside there were people praying crying and dabbing there eyes. He spoke to the woman at the desk. “Here people  cry out to there passed away pokèmon”

Red says nothing.He goes upstairs to find a maze of graves and some more people crying. Suddenly a wild ghost appeared! But red fleed. Red carries on with the tower. More people crying, more wild ghosts until he got to the top and a voice calles out to him “I’m lonely, so very lonely, won’t you join me?”

Red encounters a… wild buried alive? Level 100 with 3500 hp. Pikachu uses thunder bolt, its down to 3404 hp. It uses curse, 1011 damage, reds knocked out, his pikachu is left, another thunderbolt, down to 3268 hp. It uses another curse, pikachu Is down to 26 hp. Another thunderbolt, buried alive dogged the attack, another curse, pikachu is knocked out… “Mmmmmmm fresh meat avgavgavgavga hvjhvjhvj avavavavvavavavavvavav”

 

 

game over

THE ULTIMATE NERDO DOG (all in capitals!!!!!)

ONE DAY THERE WERE HAPPY DANCING ANIMALS IN THE WOODS. EVERY THING WAS FINE UNTIL A DOG CAME OVER WERE THEY WERE PARTYING AND DANCING HAPPILY. AND THE DOG WAS WEARING GLASSES!!!! ALL THE ANIMAS WERE SO COUNFUSED AND THE DOG SAID HE WAS THE SMARTES DOG AND ANIMAL IN THE WORLD!!!!!! BUT THE ANIMALS DIDNT THINK SO SO THEN THEY STARTED ALL LAUGHING AND CALLING HIM A NERD SO THE DOG RAN OFF AND WAS SOBBING A LITTLE ON A TREE AND SAID I AM THE SMARTEST THOUGH UNTIL A LITTLE SQURREL SAID YOUR NOT A NERD…      YOUR THE ULTIMATE NERDO DOG!!!!!! HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA JUST STOP IT JUST STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. note: im not making the same thing without capitals if your despret. If you want a version without capitals then lets get 10 comments on this story. Thank you for lisening and ill talk to you guys later P.S why did i make this?

the haunted school part 2

Were we left off… We found a note in the gallery saying “____________________________” We left, we didn’t want to do this any more……

New School 10:56 am

“Jack dont you get worried about the old abandoned school?” said harry.

“Of course i do harry” i said.

“I just can’t stop thinking about it!”

“ALRIGHT CLASS SETTLE DOWN!!!!!” Thats Mrs Smarty Pants, no littery thats her name! Its so funny and stupid i can’t stop thinking about her as well. And she is so loud nothing can talk over her like godzilla!

“YOU MAGGOTS ARE GONNA START LEARNING ENGLISH!”

Oh no… english. The worst lesson she can teach! Lets start:”WHATS MY FAVORITE COULUR?” “Blue miss?” “WRONG MY FAVORITE COLOUR IS LOCAL STUDIES TEST! WHICH IS WHAT YOUR GOING TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!” “But miss it is’nt…” Ok lets stop now. See what i mean, its a school prison!!!! But the one child who Mrs Smarty Pants likes and this child likes doing engish is teachers pet john. I mean like hes a complete nerdo with his glasses and freccals on his face and he dosen’t know his 6x tables and whats hello in french but all the teachers (Including Mrs Smarty Pants). He gets a head teachers award about every minute! “Well done john thats the 5th head teachers award today!” what an idiot… “JACK WAKE UP BOY!!!!!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHH” i screamed

“THATS IT HIS YOUR DETENTION SLIP!!!!!!”

“For what?!?!?!?”

“SLEEPING IN CLASS!!!! NOW MOVE IT GO GO GO AND YOULL GO TO DETENTION AFTER SCHOOL!!!!!”

lunch period 1:02 pm

One minute left of period and 2 hours of school left… I can do this.

2 hours later…

street 5:32 pm

Me and harry having and ice cream on the block near the old abandoned school. “Jack meet me on the block at 3:oo am bbbyyyyeee”

“ok” i shouted

morning 3:00 am

“Hi harry” i said

“Hi jack” he said

“What are we doing here?”

harrys silent. He grabbes me and runnes into the school with me.

“HARRY ARE YOU TRYING TO BUGELER ME INSIDE THE OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!” i shouted at the top of my lungs.

Creeek “WHATCH OUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!” BBBBBBAAAAANNNNGGGGG!!!! Almost all of the roof tile fell on are heads. we didn’t say a thing when we where walking though the damp creaky floor and we noties there are rooms with bunk beds in until we saw the most scaryest thing we’ve seen in our lives… a dark black floating sheet.

“Jack if you touch it il give you a million dollars”

“No you touch it!”

“Fine!”

As soon as he touches it it dissapers and screames!!!!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHH” we both scream.

And if its scary enough its starts raining blood outside!!!!!

“WE NEED TO ESCAPE”

BUT WHEN GET TO THE DOORS….. A PENTIGRAM IS SROUNDING  IT!!!!!!!!! And then the pentigram starts glowing and a red portal appears and two devil hand come out of the portal and both grab us and pull us in!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The 100 wc team

LETS GET 10 COMMENTS FOR THE FINAL PART!

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Puffshroom and the purple skined Professor

One day in the world of robloxia, a little square robot called Puffshroom went for a walk. (note: this is actully my roblox charcter who i play as.)

“hmm hm hm hm hmmmmm” puff hummed. BOFF!!!!!, “HEY WHATS THE BIG IDEA?!?!?!?!.” “Im sorry.””Im a bit clumbsy today…””oh… well im sorry, whats your name?””My name is professor smith.” he said

“Puffshroom, nice to meet you” i said.

“do you want to come to my lab?” the professor said

“okay” i said.

So we went and you gotta tell me it was big!!!!!!!!

“WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!” i echoed.

“Pretty cool huh?”

yup i thought this is amazing! So i had a look around, water containers with aliens inside, lots of gacets and laser gagets, prototype weapones. “Hey professor how did your skin become purple?” “I dunno it just randomly happened” he said “But its really difficult to make all this gagets” he laughed. “need to go study how dangerous germs are from some ponds, wanna come?” “Heck yeah!” i shouted. But we only went to one pond, its fine though. when we got there he got a jar and scoped up some water, and another, and a another. SUDDENLY A CROCODILE JUMPED FROM THE WATER!!!!!!!!! “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” the professor shouted. “HES GOT ME! HES GOT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!” “WATCH OUT PROFESSOR!!!!!” i shouted. The crocodile twisted and turned him. Then suddenly… OFF, he died. I took the samples and his broken up body. I got back to the lab, put the samples on the side, brought flowers, and diged up his grave… Suddenly…HE WAS BACK… “Why did you dig me up, you know if you die you respawn””wops i fogot””well can at least give this to my wife””BYYYYYYEEEE.” Well that was fun i better get going now to get my daily robux and tix imma gonna get rich in no time. Well look at the time! i gotta get going now! bbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyeeeeeee!!!!!

The mysterious light bulb

One day I was having a stroll as my usual self and I came across this weird light bulb,I’ve already seen it though because it’s been sitting there for months,there was suitcases next to it as well,I still remember when they weren’t there but why is it on this dirty,giant path… Well i better just walk past it. “Hmm hmm him hm hmm” I hummed. SUDDENLY OUT OF NO WERE THE LIGHT BULB ALMOST CRASHED ON ME!!! “Why on earth would that happen NOW!” I shouted. But this mysterious jewellery burst out of it weird huh? It also tumbled the suitcases on to each other… also weird huh? I just stood there… I just stared at the broken top… But who what’d shove a bunch of jewellery in a light bulb what would fall over now? what could I do about this? WHAT WILL HE DO NOW? WHAT WILL HE DO TO FIX THIS? FIND OUT IN PART 2!!!!!!!!

The Haunted School

One time we left our old school because there was sighting of ghost’s in the gallarey, the old boys toilets and the old maths room, the people who spotted these weird creatures was the teachers so we had to move out, it what almost the end of the day. It took almost an hour to get there. When we got there it was well far away form are homes and took hours to get back. When i got home…”how was our day?” my mum askes me. “awful…we had to move to another school witch took hours to get to.” “aww… its okey.” i wanted to go out so i did. I was going to the abandoned school i wasn’t going on my own’i was going with my friend. We made it…”are you sure this is a good idea?” said harry. ” of course it is” i said. we walked up the stepes, we opened the door…”AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” “dude theres nothing there” i said. We walked inside and closed the doors to make sure nobody catches us, and we have a look around the place, old walls cobwebs “how can this place get so old even though we only left this place 10 hours ago” i said. “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” harry screamed. “IM COMING HARRY!”. We saw it… a ghost we had our mouthes were wide open. “§§aisjnbhusuw82$±0—-.” “w…wa?. It disaped. Later on we found a note in the gallarey saying “_____________________________________”

we left….. we didn’t want to do this any more.

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THE END?