DOWN THE DRAIN !!!!

Woke up  don’t know wear I am in a drain don’t know. I get swooshed up what is going on. The next thing I know a hamster is falling down the drain I am not the drain. Then suddenly Im sliding down the drain ”HELP” I called my mum walked in and my dad said ”did you hear that noise” then my mum said ”no probably just my belly stuck in a cold damp drain no food or water no coat no nothing hungry no bed to lie in hard and I really need the toilet nothing to do sleep time.