Elvis Presley and my Man City

One morning, I got out of bed and looked around my room. Things looked different, very different in fact: my posters of footballers had been swapped for posters of Elvis Presley and my Man City bedspread had bean swapped for a Man United one. So I went downstairs to see if everything was the same and “YUCK!” There was green goo EVERYWHERE! So I got dressed and cycled  to the mall to get some stain remover and there was just a massive hand on the roof. So to make a long story short, I  decided to turn back. I was getting really creeped out by now. I got into the house and before I did anything I went to check the kitchen and “AIYEE!’ there were snakes all over and the clock was broken. I looked around and……