Pull over right now! by Barney

“Where’s your ticket!” Boomed the polar bear.

“Right here sir.” Replied Loki.

“Pull over right now!” Remarked the polar bear.

This was the polar patrol, until Loki came along. Loki was a young man, only 27, and lived in Kaktovik by himself. He got out of his car for the polar bear then to go and flip it over like it was a grape.

“Woah! Woah! Woah! That was unnecessary mate!”

It was, it was very unnecessary and so Loki called the government and shouted at them as loud as he possibly could. In the end Loki died very loudly.