Once upon a time there was a mad but very intelligent monkey , because he was so intelligent he was asked to replace a class teacher who was very sick. The class was surprised but happy because they thought it was funny. When the monkey arrived he did not seem happy at all, especially when he turned on the teachers laptop but it did not work. He punched the keys again and again and again, which made the monkey very angry. In his frustration he chucked the laptop of the table and smashed it. The next day the monkey was sent back to Africa.
One bright sunny day, there were children playing and laughing outside in the beautiful weather, while Professor Madman was inside working on his new invention called ‘The Force’. Nobody knew what ‘The Force’ was meant to do, as Professor Madman did not like to socialise. But what some people did know was that the invention was dangerous and that Professor Madman was planning on taking over the world, and replacing it with bananas! One child who knew about this, was one of the children playing outside of Madman’s office and because he knew Madmman’s plans he decided too throw an EGG at his office window. The proffesser jumped out of his skin and his computer slid off the table and onto the floor with a ‘BANG’ and luckily the computer broke and all the plan data was wiped. “MY PLANS, MY GLORIOUS PLANS!” cried Proffessor Madman falling to the floor, and that was the end of that.
There once was a monkey called Bob. He was a genius because he fixed computers for a job. He would usually fix around 500 to 600 computers a day.His weekly wage is about 2000 pounds. But one day his job was immposible because he was asked to fix a computer with a virus on. He thought that he couldn’t do it and he would loose his job but he pursivered. days went by and time went past but the next day he had finished fixing the computer. After he was known as the greatest fixer in the town and was given a medal of honour.
There was a girl named Holly. Holly was an unusual girl because of her love of animals. Holly’s favourite pet was her monkey, she took it everywhere. One day,Holly against her parent’s advice, took her monkey to school and it did not go well, the monkey got excited and scared as it got into the classroom because of all the commotion and leapt off Holly’s Shoulders. The monkey was very clever and could lock doors. The monkey got into the Head Teacher’s office, locked the door, sat starring at the laptop angrily and to Holly’s amazement started typing….
Guess what? I’ll tell you what happened I was at work with our monkey and this happened I was getting my cofee and the monkey went to my computer and was writing on my computer ooh ahh ooh ahh and then he pushed the computer off the desk and I was so angry that I came back ealier!
Once upon a time, there was a Monkey Professor. He had his own lab! I will tell you a bit about it. It had a fan, a laptop and a big bowl of bananas! So on with the story…
One day, when the Monkey Professor was eating bowlfuls of bananas, he got asked to do an important job. The important job was to be done on a laptop. So Monkey Professor grabbed his laptop and headed for his desk. He put his laptop down (not noticing the banana skins where he had placed it) and sat in his swivel chair. Monkey Professor opened up his laptop, pressed a key and… “VVROOMM,” the laptop slid off the table! It had smashed!
The next day he was fired.
One day Mr Monkey was on his computer looking at his comments, on his blog. He was just in the middle of reading one of his comments about when he was swinging about in the trees on holiday when he noticed someone had deleted one of his posts. Mr Monkey was so mad that he pushed the computer away from him. He watched in horror as the shiny grey computer slid quickly away from him across the table. Suddenly he heard a loud smashing sound and new that was the end of his computer. He new that he had done the wrong thing.
One upon a time there was a monkey, but not just any old monkey, but an……………………………………………….. angry monkey. (Sorry if you were expecting something more exciting but hard luck). Anyway so there was a angry monkey now this monkey was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very angry. This was because it had just seen a programme where a man had hurt a wild monkey, he was furious! He pulled back a computer and pushed it on to the floor, it hit the ground with a THUD and a CRASH! now he had been adopted so that is how he got the computer. OK.
Once upon a time there was a monkey called Pete,Pete wasn’t just some ordinary monkey he was an angry monkey.One day Pete even set fire to his owners dog,it’s just one day Pete done something that was ordinarily strange ,Pete was sitting in his room on his computer watching a video about monkeys.It was good until it said ”monkeys have a percentage of 22% and dogs have a percentage of78% in likeness.So Pete pushed his laptop on the table it slid and cracked,Pete was so sad he went to his owner and done sign language for my computer cracked his owner was astonished.
One, afternoon morning was coming and Andy with ( blue hair pink shorts and a completer t-shirt .Was just coming down to see what was for lunch. Until, know one was down stairs or up stairs, Andy was worried and a bit scared when the house was empty, Andy heard a sound from the kitchen it sounded like something dropping on the floor loads of times. Andy went in the kitchen and POW a completer was on the floor, Andy screamed’ ARRRRR my laptop’,
Andy was upset and angry, he went to look who was doing it. ‘ A monkey what’
said Andy the monkey ran away out the door and into the other house. Andy went to catch it but it was to late and he had no more money. Andy said to him self ‘ I hate this day ‘. and Andy never got his completer fixed because know one was home the end
Sir monkey is having a hard day because he didn’t have his coffee and traffic was every where but he got to work on time and sat at his desk and started working. Sir monkey went on amazon and found 100000 bananas for free so he brought it and looked at his bank account because he wants the ibanana 2000. When he looked. He had £0. THE MONKEY WAS MAD AND PUSHED HIS LAPTOP OF HIS DESK. But he got fired. Sir monkey lived in the jungle and was happy with all the other monkeys and never got his 100000 bananas
One day in 2009 I was in my office doing my work and feeling very run down because if I didn’t finish my work by 1 I would be fired,when all of a sudden there was a lot of shouting.
“I am not impressed with your work you aren’t a good boss!”
“I have never had such a bad boss!”
Then as quik as it started they chucked him out!
Then the next day I went into the boss room to see my boss but there was a monkey instead then suddenly he grabbed his computer and through it off the table!
Me and my big cousin who is 17 years old,we went to this safari park in London it looked very hmm I’ll say it’s a bit interesting because it looked more like a zoo.Now me and my cousin are still walking to see the animals and I can see this scary,DANGREOUS tiger because it’s fighting a gorilla I felt a bit sorry for the gorilla anyway I started crying. My cousin said “Look I know we’ve heard that in the radio when the tiger killed some of the animals and there is no need to be sad”.
If you see that in real life just call the owner of the Safari