Night ZooKeeper Invasion Of The Fiery Phoenix

The Phoenix is a majestic creature with fire-like features. It has wings like most birds and a long beak which is used for devouring prey and catching fish. Her name is FlameThrower, also known as Flame. She is ruler of the Sun, she created sunlight, she created fire, she created the world! Okay, okay, I know what you are thinking… “You’re exaggerating, why are you such a…” Hold on there, this is a kids book! Anyways back to the real story.

The Phoenix has been a pain lately, she keeps escaping out of the cage! It is so annoying! “How many times do I have to tell you Flame, stay in your ca!” “SQUAWK!”. The Phoenix flew around the Night Zookeeper’s head like a mad cat that was being chased by a scrawny dog! Anyways, The Phoenix finally went back in her cage. It did take a lot of time and… Sacrifice. But it was worth it, I guess.

The Phoenix is quite nice I feel, when you get to know her. Anyways, she has magical powers, not like superman, but she has telekinesis and mind reading!

 

Mcdonlds

As I walked ito Mcdonlds I saw a burger with two news papper hands. I thought it was someone invsable so I kept on looking to see if it moved. It did not move for one year. I knew because I kept on going back but on my birthday I saw that they were stapled on the wall. I was so happy that I knew because if I didn’t know I would Keep on come into back. I had a lot of preasonts for dinner I had Mcdonlds. It was the best day. It was really creepy.

Over night stay.

One day I was at Mc’Donalds and I had an amazing idea. “I should stay over night hear” I shouted .Exsitedly ,I want to my friend Alice’s house .when I got there we started packing .After Alice and I fineshed packing we were reddy to go .when we got to Mc’Donalds we unpacked our bags in the play area  and started to play . “This is so fun” we shouted. When we got hungry we had a burger and fries .We saw a statue holding a huge burger and you would sit on the burger and take a photo with it.

The Big Burger

One afternoon me and my friend were walking down the road and we saw this ginormous burger which was sitting in some enormous hands.  They were gripping onto the yummy looking burger. There were lots of kids sitting and staring at the burger thinking that they could eat the hole thing in five minutes. Me and my friend couldn’t help going up the the burger a smelling it so we did it didn’t smell like  anything and that was when I touched it and I noticed it was plastic. I was very upset, all the children still thought the burger was real.

Hamburger Challenge

Today is the 1000th birthday of burger! Burgers were first crated by a man called Sami Burger who, lived in the year 1017 . Today we are doing a burger challenge this challenge is were you eat as many burgers as you can . my record last year was 4 and the highest was 7 i came joint 3rd . Today i want to beat that record . we are driving to the competion now I am exited…