Smart Barker

There was once a dog named Sausage (named after the food he likes best). Sausage was a small thin dog and was white with black spots. He looked big but really it was just fur. His owner was Professor Jenkins (from the last story, Professor Jenkins), he made toys for his dog, when ever he wanted. He wore glasses, smart navy blue trousers, a stripy blue and grey shirt and a dark red tie. His glasses were magic, they made him as smart as he was.

One sunny day, Sausage and his owner were out on a walk in a park nearby. When suddenly the sun went in a started to rain very hard. They started to run back. Unexpectedly, a strong wind blew his owner’s glasses off and Sausage went to pick them up. He picked them up and the dog was wearing glasses. Then suddenly, he started talking. The glasses had made him smart!

 

To be continued.

The Cra-z Dog

Once upon a time there was a dog called Ruffus now he was a strange dog indeed, lots of people always took notice of him because he wore CLOTHES! He was obviously had a lot of attention on him so one day he wore glasses. A boy turned round and said “Mummy the dog is wearing clothes and the dog is wearing glasses” and that was it everyone burst out laughing so the dog stopped wearing clothes and began acting like a normal dog and people did not laugh at him anymore it was great! So he was happy! YAY!

Nerdy Dog’s Adventures *PART 1*

Nerdy Dog was a dog that lived on the Adventure Playground because he always wanted to be on a adventure. Well that’s what he thought anyways! One day when the Adventure Playground finally opened to the children he was noticed! Nerdy Dog ran for his life and the dog was wearing glasses so they flew off his face making him skid across the mud! As Nerdy Dog stopped he ran back to his glasses but the kids were standing in front of them making amazed noises! As Nerdy Dog looked trying to find a place to squeeze through to get his glasses the kids grabbed Nerdy Dog as he wriggled to try a get away! The kids dropped him as he bit one of their arms! He ran away back to his glasses and back to his hiding spot in the Long Grass.

The End….

The sloppy doggy

 

they was once a dog called  sloppy doggy  he lived in a bog  every  one loved him . Sloppy doggy always wearing  sun glasses . One day he met  a girl dog  and had baby doggy  but his wife was really tidy. she told him to tidy up  and that was that but sloppy doggy did not tidy up his bog.So sloppy doggy's wife told him to tidy up his bog but sloppy doggy did not tidy up his bog. so she ran away! She was really angry and took her child.Slopppy doggy was sad and burried himself in his bog never to be seen again

THE ULTIMATE NERDO DOG (all in capitals!!!!!)

ONE DAY THERE WERE HAPPY DANCING ANIMALS IN THE WOODS. EVERY THING WAS FINE UNTIL A DOG CAME OVER WERE THEY WERE PARTYING AND DANCING HAPPILY. AND THE DOG WAS WEARING GLASSES!!!! ALL THE ANIMAS WERE SO COUNFUSED AND THE DOG SAID HE WAS THE SMARTES DOG AND ANIMAL IN THE WORLD!!!!!! BUT THE ANIMALS DIDNT THINK SO SO THEN THEY STARTED ALL LAUGHING AND CALLING HIM A NERD SO THE DOG RAN OFF AND WAS SOBBING A LITTLE ON A TREE AND SAID I AM THE SMARTEST THOUGH UNTIL A LITTLE SQURREL SAID YOUR NOT A NERD…      YOUR THE ULTIMATE NERDO DOG!!!!!! HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA JUST STOP IT JUST STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. note: im not making the same thing without capitals if your despret. If you want a version without capitals then lets get 10 comments on this story. Thank you for lisening and ill talk to you guys later P.S why did i make this?

The Dog That Can Talk

One day there was a dog and it wasn’t just any old dog it was a dog that can talk.So yesterday he thought he would go to a doggy school and he was the only one that could talk.Their first lesson was hold my paw that was easy for the dog.They went in line the dog was first in line it was easy all you needed to do was lift your paw up and  that is how you do it the next lesson was jump in the air that was so easy that the dog was wearing glasses and that was the end of doggy school day.

 

 

THE END

 

The Intresting Week

One day i was just strolling along the street.When i see Mr Jones his leg was were his arm should be and his arm was were his leg should be. His shed was pink and the dog was wearing glasses. The next day i went into the cinemare and the screen was up side down,the actors were speaking backwards.On Friday my car was upside down and the shops were full of CHEESE!!!!!!!!.Today it was the last day of the week and i was so confused and so anoyed but then i noticed that i had no arm and that was it.

The Dog Who Has Glasses

Hi I am a dog and my name is Molly. I have an amazing owner called Megan. I am a Sausage Dog and my fur is a chocolate brown colour. My owner wears a pair of brown socks, shiny shoes, a pink t-shirt and a pair of ripped jeans. I am writing this for my homework at puppy school. Anyway my owner took me out for a long daily walk and she took me to the playground for a play on the blue pretty slide. But when she was taking me to the shop to buy my favourite ice cream I couldn’t see anything at all. I suddenly got scared and sat down my owner looked at me in the eye and saw that there was a bumble bee in my eye so she took me to the optitions and now I have glasses. They are a baby blue colour. She says and the dog was wearing glasses.

A dog who wore glasses

One day there was a dog who wore glasses and the dog looked super smart but it is not it is super  dum. He has a oner called jack and jack is really smart and he is trying to make his dog really smart in a month the dog was a normal dog then in a year it was really smart it could make drinks and it was smarter the its oner  it was so smart it new how to speak and play games like it.The oner did not only teach the dog the dog  went to a school called y. He was to smart that meant that he had to get a job he got a job as a scientist because he was so smart he made a lot of fings and that is the end of the dog wearing glasses.

The dog that wore glasses

One day I went to the beach and there was a dog wearing some weird green glasses.I was amazed at what I saw ,my best Amelia was sitting next to me and I said to her “have you ever seen a dog wearing weird green glasses before and she said “I have seen a dog like that before my auntie owns one.So I got up and went to find out more about the weird green dog wearing glasses.The owner said his name was green dog and that explained every think.The owner went on and on about how the dog loved wearing glasses and couldn’t see very well.I went back and told Amelia that the dog couldn’t see very well and went back home.When we got to the beautiful pink cottage we went up stairs and started drawing the weird looking dog because we really loved art it was nearly tea and we had a tasty looking bowl of spaghetti.

 

THE CRAZY CIRCUS

One crazy day there was a girl called Lexie.She planed to work in a circus when she was twenty.She was seven so she had a long way to go. The reason she wanted to work in a circus was she had seen it on the tv and once or twice in real life.She found it very interesting.She would have lots of silly animals like a elephant balancing on a tight rope or a dog wearing glasses ! HA HA HA !!!!!! Anyway that was her dream and yet she would persevere in till she wasand Lexie was a postive girl.

Naughty Daughter

One day there was a dog its name was  Sid.Sid  always like to dress up. And also like to go under his  owners clothes and when they picked them up Sid was is in there  and they thought it was annoying but there daughter  Holly didnt.’ Holly got Sid into the habit of  doing it . So the next day it happened  to Holly and she didn’t like it.I for got to say she Holly had a brother  his name was Toby and  Toby said “haha  you derserve it ” .So that day, Holly put Sid in glasses and put him on Tobys chest  rislt he was asleep and when Toby  woke up because Sid was snoring so he woke up and Toby shouted  “look Sid is wearing glasses and so Holly was in big trouble because he told of her becaus he knew it was her and Holly said” but Toby was being mean” but her dad  didn’t exseped  it so on that day fawards Holly didn’t put Sid in outfits because she didn’t like being told of so she learnt from her mistakes .

THE DOG THAT WORE GLASSES!!!!!

One day when I went to the park, I saw a dog and I asked what its name was and the owner said Stanly. Then I said, I know a different dog called Stanly. I asked next, Oh and what is your name. She replied by saying that her name was Hannah. And then I froze and thought about my best friend that was called Hannah, which moved house I didn’t want that to happen and neither did Hannah, but her Dad was moving jobs so she couldn’t do anything about it, but at least we can come over to each others house. The next day I went to the park again because it was the summer holidays. I saw Hannah and the dog was wearing glasses, so I came up to her and said why is your dog wearing glasses wasn’t you wearing those glasses yesterday. Hannah said, You mean weren’t you wearing, yes I wearing those glasses yesterday.

The End

The dog who wore glasses

Once upon a time there was a dog called Billy. One day I went out to shop for halloween. I got a clown costume I got back home and the dog was wearing glasses they where my glasses but how did he get them on?. The very next day I took Billy for a walk around the park he loves the park.It was a nice sunny day we saw lots of other dogs especially small ones.When we got home we had to take him to the vets not for any particular reason.It takes about an hour to get their we live in Cormwall the vets are in Cambridge. when we were home we sat down had a rest and fell asleep when I woke up I saw the dog he was wearing my glasses again!.

It does not make sense

one sunday morning I was bored so I decided to play with my kittens . when I tried to find them I failed so I went to my friend’s house his name is Archie and I wanted to see his dog . Anyway I got to Archie’s house and the dog was wearing glasses I said” why is your dog wearing glasses?” Archie said it was because he could not see properly all of a sudden everything went black and I ended up in my bed . I heard a patter on the stairs and my mum burst through the door you are in trouble young man why because you went to Archie’s house without telling me wait what .

the eysite trobble

One day there was a puppy just sitting on the stable thinking of his bad site of vissce,then it was the next day he was crying because his site was bad then his perant were conserned so they took him to the oppertice then he got these adlt glarsse.The next day was here he went to  school and then this pup came up to him and said ‘hahahahahahahaha you got fansce glarsse, so he run to the gate and went home, a few days later he went back to school then the bully came back and made fun of him again but jeff didn’t run he said ‘i don’t care they are mine so then he went to his friends.

Professor Dog

Once upon a time there was a dog witch became a professor in a dog and other pet school. he taught science and maths lessons. they named him the intelligent dog wearing who was wearing glasses. The animals all liked him, but one day a group of new animals arrived and didn’t like him so they planed to go in his science lab and make some thing to stop him. So when they finished they had made a titanium ball disguised as a football that could trap anything of any size because the ray that moves them into the ball also shrinks them so they can fit inside and then the ball closes and to open it someone outside has to open the lid. so that is what those animals did but fortunately there was one at the school that liked him and had learnt about that type of ball and accidentally kicked it then opened it. then every thing went well.

 

                          THE END

Bad girl in school

Once there was a bad girl in school named Georgia she was the bad student ever but her parents tried to keep her calm down because she was angry,rude and a TOUGH person.When it was class Mrs Justice came to Georgia, “Georgia hello its class time so we’ve got PE so come to class please”.Said Mrs Justice.”LOOK JUSTICE I HATE SCHOOL AND STILL I HATE PE”.Said Georgia angrily.”I beg your parden your getting expelled after school until 19:00 PM and if you be nice I won’t let you get expelled”Said Mrs Justice crossly.”NO I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU,YOUR SCHOOL IS TOO BAD AND YOU’LL NEVER TELL MY PARENTS ANYTHING”.Said Georgia crossly.Georgia walked off by the door and she went to the girls toilets to get her home things ready and went to the school office to try to escape.Mr Robinson walked by Georgia angrily “Excuse me young lady where do you think your going”??”Um no where I’m helping my mom to get my stuff away because she needs it”. “Hmmm ok”. Confused Mr Robinson.Then Georgia ran away and then she went to her old house to hide for her step family until they came in they sat in the living room having a meeting.Georgia slowly tiptoed through the backdoor and escaped when she went to school the next day she was acting so nice and Mrs Justice was acting so pleased with with Georgia and said “Hello Georgia I forgot my computer in the music room would you get it for me”?? “Of course”.Georgia went to the music room and got Mrs Justice’s laptop and gave it to Mrs Justice,”Here you go Mrs Justice you are welcome to get you some things that you want”. Said Georgia “Thank you I appreciate it”. Said Mrs Justice proudly.

The End

The dog who wore glasses!!

Once upon a time there lived a dog. This wasn’t any old dog, this dog wore glasses! The dog’s name was: Jammy Grammy Lammy F’huppa F’huppa Berlin Stereo Eo Eo Lebb C’yepp Nermonica Le Straypek De Grespin De Crespin De Spespin De Vespin De Whoop De Loop De Brunkle Merry Christmas Lenoir! Or for short you could call her Polly. One day Polly went out for a walk when there were two ladies  walking down the street with prams. When the two ladies got home they started talking about Polly. One of them said “That dog looked very weird.”

“It was very weird, and the dog was wearing glasses!”

the CLEVER boy

On an ordinary street, in an ordinary house, lived a a boy.No, this boy was not an ordinary boy.This boy was clever. This boy was not like full marks clever,  he was clever as in clever clever. Smarter than the smartest scientist on earth. But, the thing is he didn’t want to be clever, in the matter of fact he hated it.So one day he turned up to school in his pyjamas not by accident, on purpose and went to bed in his school clothes. The next day he had 4 tests and on those 4 tests he purposely got all the questions wrong. He got so use to being dumb,  the next day he had a test he tried his best because he hated being dumb more than he hated being clever but however hard he tried he couldn’t do the sum.He got bullied for being the dumbest boy on earth.He was so dumb he put glasses on the dog and his brother said why was the dog wearing glasses but the boy got so, so dumb he could not speak any more.

 

The Moral of this story is ‘always try your best’