Silly Billy

“This is boring”said billy as he was doing his homework. He got annoyed and screwed up his paper, his mum came in to see what was going on. She looked at the paper and said “ well that was silly billy” so billy went into the garden. He wanted to dig a hole in the garden and asked his mum for a shovel but his mum said NO! So billy dug the hole with his mums favorite China tea cup. She came into the garden and saw her favorite tea cup half way through the soil, his mum was cross and said “ well that was very silly billy!”

The cup in the ground

One day there lived a boy called Adam.Adam lived next to a giant cup it was amazing it was inside the ground.It’s weird because every night the cup goes somewhere else Adam thought someone else was doing it like his mum or dad because his mum and dad were really rood they always scare time they pretended to murder someone. when I woke up I looked in the cup and I saw someone then he started chasing me I tried to run but he caught me and I don’t know why put me in my house turned out it was my dad.

The Day The Cutlery Took Over The World!!

One night, Captain Spoonful and his silly side-kicks Ninny Knife and Foolish Fork decided to take over the world! They were EVIILLL and bored of being shut in the cupboard!!! They struggled and argued out of the cupboard until they were falling through the air. They landed with a thump and a bonk into a cup! They took the cup and Captain Spoonful used his magic to make it into a spaceship!! They flew it round the garden but then ……. CRASH…..!

When people woke up all they saw of the incident was the cup. They never knew how close their world had been to destruction.

Tiny To Big

One day I was walking to my house when I  found a small thing on the floor. I picked It up and pressed a small button,sudenly I was as small as the grass.At first I thought I was knocked out but then I knew It was real. I noticed a small tea cup next to me and decide to press the button again. BOOM the cup went as It grew bigger and bigger It finally stopped and stood there like a statue.I had an idea that I would shoot my self with the gun to get me bigger. So when I had got ready I shot my self and then I became bigger and bigger until I was my normal size. finally I was my normal size and I could carry on with the day.

Stuck In The Grass!

One day a mother called Jenny went out to hang up her washing. It was a lovely warm day. Jenny put the washing basket down and took all of the clothes out of it. The next thing that Jenny did was turned around to pick up the washing basket. To her surprise it was stuck in the grass! Jenny pulled and pulled but she still couldn’t get the basket out. Eventually she called her husband Phil out and they both managed to get the basket out. Do you know what happened to the basket that got stuck in the grass?

The Smartest Giant in Town’s Playground

George was a giant, the biggest giant in town. He was a scruffy looking chap and he wore gown that he had to patch every day when he disagreed with the mayor. He liked to watch the children of the town play but there was a problem. Their park was empty, just grass and trees, no playground. The people of the town only wanted the park for people to run in.

But George disagreed with the people who owned the town and only wanted to make money from people running.

So, George went to his kitchen. It was a small scruffy looking kitchen.  Very beaten down very much like George himself.  George realised that he had some old cutlery and crockery that his grandma gave him when he was young. So he decided that as some of the set was missing he could give away the rest.

In the middle of the night he picked up his shopping basket. He went off with the things inside and sneaked carefully into the park. There was still a marathon going on. So he quietly put on his hood so he was hidden. He set about putting out his cutlery and crockery on the ground. Building up soil around it. Soon he had made a playground for the children.

It would take every child in the world standing on the cup just to make a dent because it was giant made and very, very strong.

In the morning the park keeper was cutting the grass getting ready for a marathon. He discovered there was a giant teacup in the way. With plenty of cutlery around it. He was astonished. He told the mayor immediately. Who was mad knowing it was George when he saw the CCTV from last night.  But to his surprise people all over the country started to learn about the playground that George had made. People from far and wide came just to see it. And the mayor was more happy than when the marathons were going on.


The Mysterious Tea Pot

One day I was just walking along the fresh, lush grass when I saw this!? It was a really nice, quality tea pot stuck in the brown, filthy mud! ‘Poor tea pot,’ I thought ‘it must fell really miserable and lonely out here! So without thought I ran back home, tripped over my front door, quickly got a shovel and I was out again. But I was so sad when I got there, because instead of a tea pot there was a little Guinea Pig! So now, I look back at that unfortunate day  (with my Guinea Pig), I say to myself, ‘now what if I just pulled it out?’


A Weird Spaceship

Jenny was walking down the field and she saw something flash it was aliens there were only three of them. There spaceship was a giant cracked cup  for tea. She was so scared when the aliens found Jenny she fought she was going to turn into a alien but all the aliens wanted to do was to be friends they were quite cute there eyes were purply pink skin was purple little feet they were the shape of a circle. there hands were soft as a baby’s bottom. The fastest they could go would be as fast as a lion.