The Treat Traumatise

I was NOT excited about today, the weather report said it would rain! And it did, it had been raining all morning, raining TREATS!! I had my window open and heard a pitter, patter on it, I went to close the piece of glass and looked down, to my surprise I saw the ground COMPLETELY covered in chocolate doughnuts, fondant fancies, cupcakes, cans of coke, Dr. Pepper, 7Up, The LOT! I say! It wasn’t even just SWEET TREATS either, because I’m pretty sure there were some Xboxs and a few Playstations dotted around as well! I cleaned my wellies THOROUGHLY so I didn’t get icing on my legs! and bounded in to the garden… to see a DOG as well! It was a Labrador, I was SOOO happy! I’d always wanted a Dog, and instantly took him inside, cleaned him up and called him Flaps, I guess I didn’t need all those sweet treats after all! I still ate some of them though…!

Moral: never judge something before you have witnessed it!

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