“Once upon a ti-“, “BORING!” “Once there was a tree, but not just any old tree, it had legs!! Those legs seemed to be made out of metal! Which was definitely unusual for a tree, anyway, it seemed to be lonely and miserable and I wanted to help him out. So I started climbing on to his legs and tried to scramble up his trunk, but it was no use. He didn’t move, then it dawned on me, I was being really dumb, it wasn’t real, it was just architecture, ARRGGHH!! I screamed, but then I thought ‘Oh well, ok,’ and walked off.